What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:30
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What are the best products for oily skin in Pakistan?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.